We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie pops in (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out