We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's What do u mean "where's " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) paisley (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out