[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream Positive thoughts intervene But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide that's seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the concert is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra large in the Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed Professional sprayer Bitch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And stared 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit Leave her stretched out a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And she'll be so afraid to even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's like rapin' a slut We stay butt-naked and You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million inside of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, every combination that rhymes it Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it Tryna commit in it, took five minutes And I survived shit Someone's gonna me, who? Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too You name one motherfucker in galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale Only time I start a a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're struck that I'm back so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun tucked like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a Catholic Selling dust and when your back is to him Don't your speaker cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Fuck Christina with a plastic While I bump some G-Funk and blast some 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a my penis got an attitude My fuckin' in a combative mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I just sprung a suddenly I think in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach link up with each Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite That's basically makes me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I please Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and screamin' 'Cause they keep on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like meat take seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream media Which makes things easier, under scrutiny Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're feelin' the even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the leaf Time to shake trees again Wait, make that repeat again Killin' the leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS
7] Excuse me I stare into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon cased off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And has little to do with bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, you're 'Cause if could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be formed Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass From the night before No good, but rap somethin' I'm at adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat Where your cojones at? Mine are being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever seen a So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch she's in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the thought are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
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