[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream Positive clean thoughts But they're all altered and mean Assault and demean, and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine Like an Islamic regime, a extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Ariana Grande her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the And a pair of underwear on a terrorist watch list head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I extinction like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Febreze in the chick's hair Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there Tryin' to scrape up courage and strength to get up It's impossible like a slut We stay and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a writers inside of a room combined in it Try to get every of every possible line to spit punchline, every combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna commit in it, took five minutes And I survived this Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the Only time I start a a bowel I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a Catholic Selling dust and when your back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I some G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I sprung a leak suddenly What I think in my gut instinct become in My thoughts and my stomach link up with other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was elite That's basically what me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to make me the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and ladies 'Cause they keep on me Vading keepin' the at bay Laci Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet have weighted, chained in semen It's straight wait! Even if it takes meat to make believers Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees take seats AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who mainstream hates Which things easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, livin' With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat with a It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep The syllables fecal, they feel like renewed leases my brain releases 'em
5] Like excretion, it's simultaneously As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves to fill 'em's a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, we're still in feedin' me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to these trees again Wait, make that repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I I give two shits If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning might be formed fast a frightening forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, From the cyphering or-gasp, but reciting your raps While you're your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever seen a So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, need a For that, gotta it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in class The you don't wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop flop, their gears lock, severe shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
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