Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming

1]
Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in tees
'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these
There's not a redeeming at all in me
It's impossible, seems an implausible dream
Positive clean intervene
But they're all altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme
Squashed a brainwashing machine
Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical
Suicide bomber that's
Grande sing her last song of the evening
And as the audience from the concert is leaving
Detonates the device to his abdominal region
I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons
But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em
I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab
And at a extra large in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach
And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist list
Gettin' head in the sand like an ostrich
Professional sprayer
Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple
Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players
Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett
And just 'til I made her think it
Said, "Maybe we should get married."
She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare
Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, anal in a split rear
Spray Febreze in the chick's
her wheeze tryna get air
I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a scared
And to me, and throw away the key
And be so afraid to leave
That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there
Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up
It's impossible rapin' a slut
We stay butt-naked and
close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you comin' too, waking you up
With smelling salts after I Quaalude cup
That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup
Hate to get bogged down in
But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females
My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular
but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut
And me in your raps if it makes you a buck
Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub
'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm the club
But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut

2]
Get a writers inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every of every possible line to spit
punchline, every combination that rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it
Head so big, I myself ten times in it
commit suicide in it, took five minutes
And I this shit
Someone's challenge me, who?
Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too
You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality
You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale
Only time I start a a bowel
I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew
When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too
'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do
But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you

3]
Creature the Black Lagoon
I reach up and I smack the
You're grief struck that I'm back so
Your teacher for this
Creep up a pack of hoodlums
We pack a like Capri Sun
Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of
Cup of up in the padded room
Justin in a Catholic school
Selling dust and reefer your back is to him
Don't adjust your
cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo
Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes
Fuck Christina a plastic spoon
While I bump some G-Funk and blast some
'Cause her double are massive, huge!
It's fun for me just to a boob
my penis got an attitude
My fuckin' in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you
I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do
you love to eat butt, it's sad but true

4]
I just sprung a suddenly
What I think in my gut instinct in sync
My thoughts and my stomach link up with each
Ink touches the pad, boom!
Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made
basically what makes me me
Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink
Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating,
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street
For you to see Shady
And I'll bet ya they'd need
'Cause I'd have to be stomped by men to suffer a defeat
I pray please Jesus to me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline
I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing
I stay of divas and ladies screamin'
'Cause keep schemin' on me
Vading the women at bay
Like Laci Peterson, fetuses
Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in
It's straight wait!
Even if it takes meat cleavers to make
schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her like steak
Emcees take seats like AMC
ringleader, depraved king
Who mainstream media
Which makes easier, still under scrutiny
Villainous criminal, livin' room
the nude Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat a broom
It's in two pieces, and deceased in it
Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it
Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it
R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it
a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces
The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases
my brain releases 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, it's
As I'm givin' these fools grief, feelin' the blues
'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill 'em's a huge
A and it's too steep
Obey these demons, still in cahoots
feedin' me blank sheets
As as I sink these teeth
And I'm killin' the leaf
Time to shake these again
Wait, make that phrase repeat
Killin' the loose leaf, shake these again
Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew
The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons
And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance
Who I I give two shits
If they wanna my music to entice with
Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment

7]
Excuse me while I stare space for a few
In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed loon
Mental off, always had a straight-forward view
But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel
No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude
Beast-mode like a blade rolled thru it
And this has little to do bein' gay, boy
It's just the wordplay's goin'
But much I can say or do
'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you
You say I'm screw-faced
So if I look way, you're screwed
'Cause if looks could kill, I could start a too
'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you

8]
Let's take it back before the tightly-worn
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white
Lightning storms be formed fast
Such a forecast!
But when you're hoarse, rasp
From the cyphering or-gasp, but still your raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your
'Cause your heiny's sore,
'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass
From the night before
No good, but rap somethin' I'm at
adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat
Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac?
So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, a shoulder-strap
For that, gotta it and fold it back
So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a mat
Make a bitch she's in aerobics class
The bear you don't wanna its back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus
When I appear, my peers
Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop
Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock
Fear at the thought
are top-tier, I'm so high at the top
I'm in the sky I talk
Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop

Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you know I you
I got a for a line