You I just don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog with it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of kids wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer and call "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out after they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow! at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run mouth then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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