You know I don't get it year I was nobody This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve bigger than Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap get rich off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A of little kids wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your then come take your best shot at me (your shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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