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I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the hell out of