Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were getting out and
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them