Ladies and May I have your attention Do you wake every in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What not to be there?
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken with You need never have a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What from the dead on the top of my head
Pirelli's Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I don't You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me have a Make two Pardon me, sir, what's that awful Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir sprouts curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?