Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and From now on you can waken ease You need again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? costs a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Miracle elixir what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir Grow a wick, sir some fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Pirelli's If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir What about the is this Pirelli? Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What about our Where is this