(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd for less than that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a pitbull no match For teeth a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS