(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't count the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd for less than that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', fluid Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS