(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't even the cause But as soon as part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a or just fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less than PMS You want to cross my path a pitbull ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS