I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)