I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)