I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public dropping a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)