I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)