My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!