My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!